by Ratio_ September 03, 2022
berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 09, 2021
berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.
"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 09, 2021
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025
by Jigglyassholecum November 15, 2024
To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.
There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
by bitchuck December 08, 2024