cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

Nicks Cheese

That one country kid you ride the bus with that you know dam well hasn’t taken a shower for a week and smells like Cheese and Pig crap.

Man I had to run to the bathroom and puke after smelling Nicks Cheese.

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

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by I am a sircle February 7, 2021

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024

nat cheese

The yellow stuff on a dogs dick that nats swarm around

Go over there and get you some nat cheese to go with your whining

by fuzzface1313 October 18, 2008

Wac and cheese

When you beat your meat so hard it produces a cheezy substance

Hey did u wac and cheese last night?

by rj colon November 30, 2017

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep

Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"

by Simmypoo May 17, 2025