friend

that thing that follows you around and buys you shit, the walking piggybank, friends are shit and hate you but like you because you are bisexual, they are gay and like you, yet they act like donald trum/occasionaly obama.
the shit word for, severe cancer and aids with mental-disease

hi im your friend
you: dies of aids

by tescp May 08, 2019

friend

A person who says that they are there for you but switches up. Someone who knows allot about you but quick to blackmail you. A person that in the long run can't be trusted.

Oh that's my "friend"

by Big_dick_willie December 29, 2018

Friend

Friend: something you probably don’t have.

You don’t have one friend.

by ScottieTheTimelord March 18, 2018

friend

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.

That thing is my friend

by peak of boring May 22, 2022

Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you

I don't need a friend, I got Rick Astley

by bignoobcoder September 18, 2021

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

by No I won’t be your friend July 21, 2019

Friends

Friends that may argue over a few things but friendship that can never be broken

Perfect frriendships are everyone’s friendships

by Courtcranberry March 01, 2020