Deez Nuts

Meaning "men's private parts" and a lot of people say this,including me.

Come and get DEEZ NUTS honey!

by Dapeez Nutzzzz November 19, 2016

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024

Putzy Nuts

A guy who moves extremely slow.

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!

by SusanAmy March 3, 2016

Nut Tuck

When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift

Damn man, my balls are hanging so low I’m gonna have to get a Nut Tuck

by Toilet Nuts June 7, 2018

Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.

by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023

nut

A big fat testicle. Also called balls. Most men have two of them (unless they’re eunuchs, in which case they will have none). Gay men love to suck them. The nuts fill up with hot pools of cum unless they’re emptied once in a while, preferably by a hot bottom.

I’m so gay—I absolutely adore sucking nuts. Nut-sucking is the best pass-time ever. If you haven’t ever sucked a nut, you are way too straight. Nuts are so delicious! Fucking eat those balls, man.

by GayShell November 26, 2023

nut fluffer

Noun: The title of the person who makes the male model's penis erect before the start of the pornographic film.

"John loved being a nut fluffer because he enjoyed sexually arousing men."

by pomegranatesoupspoons March 21, 2017