yankee doodle douche bag

George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag
by Heinous Einous November 21, 2006
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Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."
It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".
by Dixxxie Wrect August 05, 2005
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walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.
Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
by Onionbag January 05, 2007
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Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag

VERY loose women, easy, slut.

Usually used by women about other women
( Behind their back's Naturally! )
Betty: I reckon that bitch Tammy would take on a football team!

Emma: That's because she's a Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag!
by Bourbydol April 23, 2006
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man-activated air bags

a slut bag ho who uses her tits to influence conversations to her benefit.
by Anonymous December 13, 2002
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twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair
by girlyguardgirl May 04, 2011
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drop my hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.
I need to drop my hand bag. / err who's dropped the hand bag that stinks.
by Cuprakiller August 20, 2017
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