Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 8, 2023

Bust A Nose Nut

To get satisfaction from a particularly violent sneeze

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut

by Kramardi June 3, 2021

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies

L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage

by Nightbard March 7, 2021

Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.

Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.

by genemutant November 7, 2023

dis nut

The singular version of deez nuts.

What's dis?

Dis nut. Not bofa dem.

by Definitively Cool December 2, 2023