A noticeably wealthy black person.
"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022

A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys
Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
by NotPoiix February 13, 2024

Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks
by Cookingwithpoo September 26, 2021

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.
by fecklord January 15, 2019

by COLLZ_CJC June 17, 2020

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011
