1. A child raised to be less of a pussy than the current standards; usually confused with a "bully" despite it only being natural instinct to stomp faces when paired with a wuss.
2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.
2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.
"That cerberus kid is scary. He wears all black, is wrapped in chains and stomped every member of the school's myspace club."
by Auburok February 22, 2008
Get the cerberus kidmug. You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
Get the Fuck your kidsmug. "Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"
"Why, yes, I was just kidding."
"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"
"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"
"Why, yes, I was just kidding."
"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"
"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"
by Poopel July 5, 2024
Get the kiddingmug. by mike in pdx September 7, 2013
Get the throwin' kidsmug. a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.
by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022
Get the fortnite kidmug. An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
Get the Kid Shieldmug. While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Get the Murdered your kidsmug.