My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014

National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023

Friends

Sad bitches you can never trust.

Person 1: You know those girls, over there, they said some nasty things about you. If I were you I'd tell them to go stuff themselves with a cactus.
Person 2: Oh.... I thought they were my friends.

by it's.me December 22, 2013

a bad friend

Jose.

A bad friend Means when someone who laughs even when ur crying.

aldo: WOahhhhhhh whos that bad friend
edythe:thats jose *eyeroll*

by eve1978 December 6, 2021

Friend

A person who see your WhatsApp and does not ignore it.

Yanky was not a good friend, he saw my status and chose to ignore it.

by Youhavetoknow July 24, 2022

best friend

My best friend prolly someone you've been friends with for a while and had hard times with but even with that you still both treat each other like shit but you love each other

Kirsten:Bitch get the fuck out of my face or else I'll fuck you up
Michael:try me hoe jk best friend

by Dont make me nut October 20, 2019

Friend

Something you don't have.

You don't have friends, cry about it.
i don't have any either.

by TheGamingBoi2134 October 6, 2021