MonkeyMustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...
If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.