roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.
If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.
by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018
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Red Baron

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.
matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
by justin vanover September 19, 2007
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Red Baron

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."
by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021
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Red thumb

The ability to make plants die.
The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Red Ring

Blood on foreskin causing a blood ring around the penis.
Dude i went the to bathroom after period sex and got the Red Ring!
by DaZaWizz December 02, 2024
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