Friends

you don't have any

I don't have Friends

by pencil man that spits facts February 28, 2022

National annoy your friend day

On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!

"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

Friends

Sad bitches you can never trust.

Person 1: You know those girls, over there, they said some nasty things about you. If I were you I'd tell them to go stuff themselves with a cactus.
Person 2: Oh.... I thought they were my friends.

by it's.me December 22, 2013

time and place friend

A time and place friend is a friend that exists only within a specific time frame and at a specific place, and in any other scenario that friendship would not have formed. Usually in the context of traveling abroad or being in a novel situation.

Charlotte and Bob, who were as different as night and day, met in Tokyo by happenstance and became time and place friends.

by phrmashwrma November 25, 2023

Reel Friends

It’s your friend that has the same sense of humour as you and you keep sending them reels but you don’t even call them or meet them. You only send each others social media reels.

We are Reel Friends, you keep sending me hilarious reels. Hi5✋

by DeeIsJustSaying May 30, 2025

Best Friend

Someone that you are best friends with but at the same time you are dating the person but keep people out of the blue about the entire situation. Basically dating someone that people cant know you are dating.

Sofia and Matias are BEST FRIENDS

by Anoynymous_defenitions April 29, 2019

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020