I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
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Get the Indoor Cat mug.A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.
LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
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Get the cat mug.A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
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Get the Cats mug.Cat is a type of clever woman who may be called by other nicknames or her formal name which they forget due to being called Cat for so long. Her mother likely still calls her by her given name. When she is an adult, efforts to get her mother to introduce her as “Cat” but it will be an uphill battle. Cat has a good heart and is kind through and through. Cat loves to troll people and observe their reactions to outlandish things she may say to evoke said reactions. Notable repertoire of facts and uncommonly used words.
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