New Jersey

The land of the insane and stupid.

" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"

by idiotnumero1 March 8, 2021

TLDR News

An impartial British news organization on YouTube.

Hey Dave, I just watched a channel named TLDR News on YouTube! They said that they are impartial news organization.

by Joe Idk July 31, 2025

NEW WORD

I got bored, I made this definition cuz im bored

NEW WORD is NEW WORD.

by JustJason ;) November 7, 2021

New baby smell

When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there

Damn bro I was with Jennifer last night and she let me cum on her face but I gave her that “new baby smell” instead

by Penark February 14, 2021

New Technology

An excuse used in gaming to justify troll builds.

Why are you building AD Le Blanc? -> New Technology

by NoRiceToday March 16, 2023

New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."

by ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ February 11, 2022

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.

I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024