IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

Nasa Kid

A term used by people with bad internet to cope with beign unable to join boss raids before the server is full.

Gosh darn it! My router exploded when I tried to join a Hydra raid! Gosh darn these nasa kids!

by SalvadorAnimations November 13, 2022

Fellow Kids Effect

The phenomenon where attempts by outsiders (often older generations, authority figures, or brands) to adopt the language, style, or trends of youth culture are perceived by the in-group as forced, inauthentic, and cringeworthy.

You see that new Geico commercial that used the word Skibidi? That was some Fellow Kids effect shit right there.

by doozythedoctor October 3, 2025

Cheers kids

cheers kids slurps on some shwomalong whilst circumsision

“can you do the dishes”, “no”, “cheers kids”

by sligdis June 11, 2023

Kid

Mitchell Widlak

Person1: That boy is acting like such a kid.

Person2: That’s because he’s a mitchell

by Evil sister lol January 22, 2020

Fat Kid Asthma

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.

-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!

by Troublepaws October 2, 2018