french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!
by Asheveday92 January 31, 2016
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Timothy Shin Huang's Mom

The person you like to sleep with the most is Timothy Shin Huang's Mom because she is very sexual and knows how to give a man a good time. Timothy Shin Huang's Mom is one of the most easiest to get in bed with because she is very horny all the time. If you are Timothy Shin Huang's friends you are most likely to have had sex with her.
I slept with Timothy Shin Huang's Mom tonight because she and I were very horny.
by LELELE is better the Tim February 28, 2020
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Your Mom's A Whore

polite greeting in the birtish roadman language
by roadman1111 November 28, 2023
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Bryce’s mom

Bro... an absolute DIME! Words can’t describe this woman, not to mention her son🐁
Noah: “Look! It’s Bryce’s mom!”
Nick: *nuts*
by woah there Bryce chill tf out November 21, 2020
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postcard mom

Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.
Ann's mom moved away and now she's a postcard mom and only sends cards on her birthday.
by McEEK November 02, 2015
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mom poms

Mom poms are poms poms used by moms to cheer at their kids game from the stands.
Kristen was getting it with her mom poms at the basketball game.
by kemmville February 25, 2023
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doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.
Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
by von groovy September 03, 2024
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