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mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt
Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.
by mikelley037 May 27, 2005
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National Bestfriend day

October 28th is national bestfriend day so give your bestfriend a good appreciation for being your bestfriend
“Hey mike it’s national bestfriend day
“Really Luke?
Yeah bro
“Thanks for being my bestfriend
by Tiktok skinny legend October 24, 2019
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Sweaty Palm Day

A day in which you do nothing besides masturbate and play video games, hence by the end of the day your palms are very sweaty.
John: You wanna smoke a coupla blunts tomorrow?
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.
by iamsoiam February 14, 2010
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national meow day

takes place on february 15; a day where, in honor of the movie "Super Troopers", everyone says meow instead of saying now
guy 1: dude, wanna chill today?
guy 2: sure, meow or later?
girl 1: why are you saying meow instead of now? what are you a cat?
guy 2: didn't you know today was national meow day?
girl 1: oh...
by super_trooper November 7, 2009
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truth bomb day

A coordinated day when people everywhere try to pass ONE truth across the whole country throughout the entire day. This event is aimed to help people Wake up. The event should be spontaneously planned, within 7 days of the event.
Someone would go to their top 5 public places and use a bull horn or other noise elevating device to spread the ONE truth of that truth bomb day. Go in small groups and get the word out, without any set meeting place it allows anyone, anywhere to participate.

"a event truth could be that the federal reserve is a private bank"
all would speak in their own truths about the ONE truth of the day
by wakeuptoday June 9, 2011
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Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.
Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.
by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008
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National Clout Day

National Clout Day is on November 20th
Clout is being famous and having influence
“yo dude don’t fw me while i got clout on”
“clout ??”
“it’s national clout day my dude
by floatingstars October 14, 2018
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