"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
Get the Fartmug. Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
by Whiffo July 20, 2025
Get the Fart hypocritemug. Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
Get the sniffing a fartmug. Usually only performed by the gutterious of all gutter sluts, the "Himalayan Pussy Fart" is exactly what it sounds like, and its historically been used as a sort of S.O.S, sending not only a message to be heard but also smelt, in the rare occasion the recipient is my def friend.
Pam climbed higher and higher to the very top of the mountain and let loose a massive " Himalayan Pussy Fart " she'd been storing deep in her bowels ever since she was a child in the hope's of it being carried far far down the mountain side where sum poor, innocent, undeserving, possibly def passerby might smell/hear her desperate call and send help...
by RB Money June 28, 2022
Get the Himalayan Pussy Fartmug. by SkankMaster April 8, 2012
Get the Mixed fartmug. by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
Get the Fart in a handbagmug. A leaf art, he is a noxious thing. Fart cloud left by an unconsiderate friend who likes to crop best friends. Because he believes it is funny, mostly farts, are created by people who eat really bad diets and drink lots of alcohol
by ShortStackFun February 11, 2025
Get the Lee Fartmug.