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Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies
I farted and it smelt like crap.
by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019
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I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023
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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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Fart

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠
by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022
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Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger
Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
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Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.
I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.
by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025
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FARTING LIVES MATTER

This is when you lay the STINKIEST FART and some one who has SEVERE problems with NATURAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS.

CONFLICT RESOLVEMENT:

Light your ASSH0LE ON FIRE!!!!

A GREAT TEST of ILLITERACY as KAMERON BROWN STARBUCKS was the test.
SO ANAL ALAN IS in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE APRIL 2009; at THE CORNERSTONE this loser's PSYCH CENTER AND ANAL ALAN blow'S wind naturally from HIS COLON and this BLACK PERSON says to me " I AM GOING YO KILL YOU."

FARTING LIVES MATTER needs to have you take the law into your own hands as just come down to your local POLICE STATION and we will give you the FLATULENT BURNERS for you to take care of your hateful business for this HUMAN BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION you just have trouble having around.

Oh by the way, in BLACK LIVES MATTER to all the ones in this MOVEMENT because KAMERON BROWN was another uneducated military person and his mother too, this PERSON DID NOT FIT INTO BLACK LIVES MATTER.

BUTT you can weed out more illiterate types as blow out of your ASSHOLE the smelliest FART and yell to their stupid faces...FARTING LIVES MATTER!!!!! AND what you gonna do about it STUPID FUCK!!!! , " THEY SAY, KILL YOU , and SWAT shoots them all dead AS THE KAMERON BROWN ACID TEST IS NOW IN FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 8, 2022
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