black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant

Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy

by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020

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Chicken Gawking

Chicken gawking is the act of leering at a woman or a man so that your neck extends out like a chicken pecking for food.

That man is chicken gawking at you so hard that he almost fell off of the bar stool.

by Bad Attitude Barbie August 9, 2019

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Chicken shit

The kind of person who has to have a 6 year old or somebody who either doesn't know or hardly knows the other person to talk the shit they want to talk to somebody when the other person is around.

The mouthy girl/guy would have her mother, someone else's kids, or a stranger to the other person talk shit to them, unless it was something the chicken shit wanted them to read on the internet about themself.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

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Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you

Never do anything chicken stock.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2022

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