Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Cheesed

Cheesed: past tense verb
Cheesed means to get absolutely obliterated, you can get cheesed in games and such.

Bruh nigga I cheesed that fool in basketball
Nigga I cheesed that faggot in gta 5

by Napalm_2938 March 2, 2020

cheesed over

Another way to describe something that is fucked up and not working correctly.

I got into a pushing match with some asshole the other day and now my shoulder is cheesed over.

Mechanic: Your engine had no oil in it and now it's cheesed over.

by JoeyBomm March 9, 2024

Cheese Is Tasty

When you need a bio so you pick this

PERSON 1: I DONT KNOW WHAT MY BIO SHOULD BE Person 2: try Cheese Is Tasty

by NSJKSKAJSJSSJ April 14, 2024

Cheese Goblin

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";

I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.

by kool2bkind August 25, 2023

Cheese

Yelllow thing that mice like

cheese is yellow and can be stinky

by Jadzyyyyy June 14, 2020