Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).

The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!

by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024

Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

Mogger Cat

A Cat, typically found in Burger restaurants whose owner name is Hans, often found in germany. It'll take nearly, if not all of your aura if you encounter it.

Oh no, the Mogger Cat is there! Hide!

by j0ejxxxj November 1, 2024