What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.

"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

by 1x10 November 20, 2025

What is my favorite part about Nightreign?

A phrase used when you are playing Elden Ring Nightreign and your fuckass teammate does not vote to skip the cutscene.

Probro: Hey Spy, what is my favorite part about Nightreign?
Spy: Hmm, I don't know ProBro, what is it (While we both look at Sh0t)
Sh0t: (Does jack shit and wastes 15 seconds)

by Probrobos December 8, 2025

What didn't?

What didn't have to happen? You didn't have to try to steal my identity and life and work and fail to do so? Because... That's all I see happening here.

Hym "What didn't? THAT? Yes. You're right. But for this not to happen you would have had to tell the truth instead of raping women who though you were me. But then you wouldn't get to fuck all of the hot women who wanted to fuck me and not you. So... Me doing this is the only way you get to do that and they wanted to fuck me explicitly because I defended them from red pill sophistry and I also demanded it. So you're right. It didn't have to happen. It should have been ME initially and still should be me now and it shouldn't be you for any reason because you are shit and I am better than you. But that's OK. I'm sure it'll all work itself out."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

What time was rehearsal?

When you know someone is lying so you ask them, “what time was rehearsal”

John says “I’m a pig,” but Will knows he’s lying so he says, “what time was rehearsal?”

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 17, 2025

What the Ferko

What the Fuck? but with Ferko 🥹.

“daily reminder that you suck”

“what the ferko?”

by grinoo January 2, 2026

WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT

Adj.

Pinpointing and highlighting the exact differences between facts, claims, and evidence. Which typically has caused an emotional reaction or sudden realization. It generally is used negatively.

Example: A TV dinner looks amazing on the cover and says it tastes amazing.

Negatively:
WHAT I EXPECTED: An amazing, delicious meal that looks beautiful.
WHAT I GOT: Tastes like vomit and looks just as appetizing. It even smells bad too.

Links with other terms:
"I don't know what I expected."
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."

Example of WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT:
Man, can't believe I got suckered in, this game is trash. Let me sum it up for you:
WHAT I EXPECTED: GOTY, the gameplay looked amazing!
WHAT I GOT: Dissapointment, it was all fake.

by derpinator76 January 4, 2026

What are Nans Slaying?

The phrase primarily used by the Toronto “Mad mans” usually located in Scarborough or the ends of Waterloo. Often used during in replacement of “Hello” or “How are you doing?” Used in the beginning of a FaceTime call or just at the start of a regular conversation.

Sebby: Yo Baner what are nans slaying?

Baner: yoo we chillin fr what are nans slaying?

Sebby: coolin man

by Madmansmanzus January 8, 2026