Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

Dude I'm off tomorrow

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009

tore off cock

Down south slang for Vagina, Pussy, Pum Pum, Punani etc

"I was out tryin ta get me some tore off cock" - Ghetto Boys

by Rio-T - September 20, 2003

off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".

It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.

by andycash May 23, 2006

jump off my dick

another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick

by Adam August 10, 2004

cock off

A humungous backside you could rest a cup on

'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'

by nangishpasty February 5, 2010

half a bubble off plumb

Idiom commonly meaning "a touch off," but frequently used to mean "not quite straight" when referring to an individual's sexual preferences. Largely used in small towns and rural areas.

"Considering he grew up wearing ladies' clothing and carrying purses, everything assumed Joe was half a bubble off plumb, so we were shocked when he came back to the reunion with a wife last summer."

by Tell Major Hawks February 5, 2014