One eyed Willy

When a girl is so turned on during sex that she begs you to cum inside her. After she gets off, she’s mad because she has to go get that plan B, so she punches you in the eye.

Damn dude, my girl gave me a one eyed Willy last night.

by jimmydimmydingdong April 22, 2020

one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

by lj March 27, 2005

One tough Kid

1. Trudeau

2. When your so tough it doesnt matter what you do

Coach: Man, that Trudeau is one tough kid

Fan: He just droped a punt

Coach: He's still one tough kid

by Voltron! March 8, 2008

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

drag one's dick through the coleslaw

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

I'll get back to you on that one

A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.

Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

by DanLi February 18, 2010

68 and i owe you one

Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.

He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"

by Emberlix February 19, 2005