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Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
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The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
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Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
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Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.
She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.
by The radio dude November 24, 2021
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Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.
I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!
by Good Grader November 24, 2021
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Monkey's Memes

A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.
Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay
by Tubbie November 23, 2021
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