Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

best friend

Methuli

i love my best friend, Methuli.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

friend or faux?

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.

She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?

by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020

Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!

A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!

by BigDiddity June 19, 2022

Freedom Friend

A person that you like, care about, and are able to be your best self around. Not a relationship for whatever reasons, but it’s close enough

Ay how’s your Freedom Friend doing, bro?

Oh you mean Nora? Yeah, she’s prolly chillin rn

by Lildaan June 27, 2020

Fake friend

That one “friend” who comes in you life just to steal your best friend. That will talk about you behind your back just to tear you and your bestie apart. That say bad things about you to just because they don’t like you.

Person 1 fake friend: hey I heard she sleeps with a stuffed animal
Person 2 best friend: I didn’t need to know that

by Pitcher33885566 February 17, 2020

Inernet Best Friend

someone who stays by your side no matter what happens. they keep you happy. they talk to you everyday to help calm you down in tough situations. they’ll never leave you, no matter the distance.

friend: how did you get through that break up?

me: my inernet best friend helped me

by 570.kole November 17, 2019