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Curtis follows Rachel around dry humping her.
Rachel, where you going... {{{Curtis right behind her spitting cum}}} like a dog in heat.
by Heather is awesome February 21, 2021
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National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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CUM

What everyone makes every night
Son: Hey dad want to make some cum
Dad: Sure son let's do it really fast!!!
by COCKSUCKERDADDY November 17, 2022
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Cum Slap chicken

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.
The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!
by godloveshos March 6, 2021
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Cum dumpster

A literal dumpster full of cum, nothing else just white cum. Sticky and tasty cum.
Holy fuck! Look at those dumpster there's one full of cum!

Oh my god their emptying a cum dumpster!
by Thom Yorkes toe May 29, 2025
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Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.
Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.
by Putson November 19, 2020
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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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