straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)

I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.

by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.

Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018

Butt Face Killer

A person that has a face that looks like a butt and is very violent. Their face (which is a butt crack) holds a knife that they bring out to kill. He also walks around not knowing where he is going due to his butthole being his eye. After the kill, he goes to the bathroom to drop a fat nuke.

Watch out for the Butt Face Killer is walking around so keep your distance or he will kill and drop a fat nuke.

by TheDigger49409 May 27, 2023

shot the snake in the face

To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.

Jason was annoying me, so I shot the snake in the face and smacked him upside the head.

by snake shooter lulz December 5, 2011

Slut Faced Ho

Means, A person in which you have
severe disrespect for, that you get
so mad at and basically call a slut
faced ho.

This means a person whose face is a
vagina, and gets fucked many times
in their face. Not to be used against
a person of the female gender.

But instead, for example, against
an enemy. If you use it against a
female, then your riding on your own
risky waters.

"I'm tired of listening to you,
you slut faced ho!"

"You know what? Your just a slut
faced ho!"

by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009

Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016