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Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia
Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!
by smackfrommack January 7, 2017
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Penis

Woooowhhh jerden has a big penis
by GRACEMOTHERFUCKINGOBER April 15, 2019
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So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.
You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(
by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017
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Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.
Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that
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penis

A penis is a thing that goes inside a vagina or a butthole.
by i am thou bitch November 11, 2020
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Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.
by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019
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