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salon boy

A douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.
"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclown spends on his hair?"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."

"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"

"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"
by Captain Benjamin December 28, 2008
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Faithful Boy

THe dumbest comeback ever invented by Dajuan Bryson.
"You fat-ass, brown chuck-wearin BEEYITCH!"
"Shut up....you faithful boy!"
"...what?"
by Evan January 19, 2005
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lox boy

your from loxahatchee, you live in loxahatchee, not acreage, you have to be south of the orange grove to be in loxahatchee, you have to live here for more then 15 years
where are you from?
im a lox boy
by king of lox July 7, 2009
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D-Boy

Short for Dough-Boy. A drug dealer or gangster. Specifically someone from Detroit who went to Detroit Pershing High School (Pershing "Dough-Boys").
Those west side fuck boys can't show their faces at 7 Mile E/Ryan, that's the D-Boys block.
by thathandleisalreadyinusebysum1 January 16, 2015
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do boy

Errand boy for a drug king.

done boy- past tense of the ilicit do boy
Do boy, go get me a Whopper with cheese and a gin and juice.

Look, done boy, this is ridiculous. I have already moved on. I'm cooking; I'll talk to you later.
by Kerry T July 20, 2008
mugGet the do boymug.

cozy boi

Attractive guy who dresses like he's just leaving the house, in sweatpants, sweaters, keeps warm but is HAWT.
Drake is such a COZY BOI!
by rockyangel January 14, 2018
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kegs boy

a kegs boy is the boy of a neighbouring school called cchs. they literally have 3 hot boys in the whole school (excluding sixth form). never aspire to be a kegs boy. if you do please get mental support BUT if you do on the off chance what to be a yucky kegs boy then you have to follow these very simple rules
1. be an antisocial nerd with NO game
2. do gay stuff but say no homo (that excuses everything trust me)
3. if your a yr 7 kegs boy be short af

4. also you guys need to get better logbooks
thanks for reading

from

fellow cchs gurl :p
a: omg you know jacob

b: what, jacob the kegs boy
a: yeah the one with no game
b: wait they all have no game

a: ughh the one who asked me out

b: wait he did i thought he would never he's hot sure but rlly
a: well you know hot kegs boys are a rare species
by yourfellowcchsgirl October 12, 2021
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