One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
Get the Deez Nutsmug. A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020
Get the Nutmug. Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019
Get the sunny coco-nutmug. by The tiler January 30, 2019
Get the Twanged a Nutmug. Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes
by chrispospa June 4, 2018
Get the Dank Nutsmug. Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug. To burst ones testicle open.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
Get the Bust a nutmug.