monkey

When your woman is peeing and you have to go bad. You say monkey which means you are going to pee between her legs into the toilet.

Oh dang hurry….monkey!

by Moonlanding November 12, 2022

Space monkey

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys

That yasser kid a such a space monkey

by Chazsup July 6, 2020

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023

Monkey

500 quid

just got a monkey off rkid from tha stogger we got from crocky

by 2dogslaaaaa January 20, 2021

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025