Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
Get the Stumpy lumber jackmug. your a jack
by billy tilly December 7, 2021
Get the jackmug. by Awesmoke July 14, 2025
Get the Jumbo Jack-it Julymug. Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.
Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”
by TheOneLonelyJack November 17, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Guy 1: hi I'm flashy jack
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs
Guy1: of course buddy
Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs
Guy1: of course buddy
Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same
by Flashyjack18 February 2, 2024
Get the Flashy jackmug. A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.
by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017
Get the Jack Rollmug. by 5God November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug.