what the ligma

a phrase that references two dead memes. "what the sigma," and "ligma."

individual: "what the ligma"
regular person: "what"
individual: "the ligma"
regular person: "this joke isnt funny"

by dsfxdsxfdsfzcytuytuytutuyttuys July 2, 2025

What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!

Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

What I want

What I want or wanted to happen doesn't seem to matter at all to you. What I think you want me to have wanted is for your kids to die but only so that you can blame your kids dying on me rather than the thing you are doing to me that when described sounds like the Islamic Satan and is just you trying to nurse rachet a guy by doing the symptoms to him BUT ONLY BECAUSE I blamed it one YOU.

RETARD "IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY KIDS ARE DYING!!! MEEHHHHH!!!! MUH KIIIIIIDS!!!!" *Accidentally kills their own kids* *Kills their own kids deliberately* *actively does the symptoms of a mental illness to a guy... Gets other people's kids killed*

Hym "Seriously. In the same way I don't believe that the Jews have ever spoken to the creator of the universe, I don't believe that you don't understand what I want here. You are doing this to me and you are not stopping it. That's 2 things. And paying the price for one is not paying the price for the other. All you are doing is taking a position. That's it. You're taking a position that it isn't a problem that you're doing this to me and I'm not going to debate the philosophy of it with you because we can all see how fruitful that is as an enterprise. This is exactly what makes your politics a farce. You say whatever you need to say to win the popularity contest and nothing you say or do stops the wild fire from spread. And unless and AI creating genius FIGURES IT OUT FOR YOU it just keep KILLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. HOW DID THE FIRE STOP THE DAY AFTER I SUGGESTED THE FIREMAN'S LINE OF HELICOPTERS AND WHY ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY THE DAY I SUGGESTED IT? IT WASN'T GOD WHO DID THAT."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

What that btc larryin on

Basically asking what you on

What that btc larryin on

by Willow wider July 11, 2025

What do you get out of doing that

Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.

Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

What the tism

Online and in real life, people often make up their own catchphrases to react to confusing or ridiculous moments. For example, when someone asks a really strange question or does something that doesn’t make sense, you might want a quick, funny way to respond.

My friend started barking during class, and I was just like, “What the tism?”

Someone put mustard on a brownie at lunch — what the tism was that?

He texted me at 3 a.m. asking if fish have feelings… what the tism, bro.

The teacher tripped over nothing, and everyone froze — what the tism just happened?

I saw two kids arguing over who invented water, and I’m like, “What the tism man”

by Skyblue20199 October 18, 2025

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025