Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

by El Porter May 19, 2006

Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.

GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed

by Josh. S April 22, 2005

Shit Show

The point in a night of cheerful drunkenness, where one moves past the point of fuzzy warmth into "OH SHIT!" territory, and then all the fuckin dawgs get let out the pound. This feeling is usually followed by a hangover that will hit you harder than a punk-ass kid that doesn't know anything about bumper-car etiquette, or a .42 BAC.

Oh man, did you see Willie last night.. Total Shit Show. He must have experimented with at least 2 beers.

by Danny Drunkass September 10, 2010

packing shit

Another slang for sex, preferably anal

Dude i was packing this bitches shit last night....

Packing shit is what to do now days

by anonymo423 June 19, 2008

Funny Shit

"Funny Shit" is a low budget movie out of New England that was produced in the summer of 2010. It chronicles a group of people and the funny situations, and quotes that transpire from their gatherings. While the movie was low budget-- it contained an ability to wow audiences and give them a lifetime of "lolz".

watch Funny Shit, it will give you miles of smiles

by m'didyoujustquoteme'C. July 12, 2010

GANG SHIT

Where friends come together for a gathering in desperation to fill in their void of lonliness. "Gang shit" revolves around desperately starting conversations but later struggling to contrubute to it resulting in an awkward atmosphere.

" Anyone up for some gang shit "

by Bbhsywjw December 22, 2018

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020