Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc
by sugma1232 December 30, 2022
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monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.
“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”
by jtown030 May 18, 2024
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poopy headed monkey

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?
by TeamDarkSci July 08, 2024
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sweet monkey balls

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!
by SupahNautical January 20, 2016
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monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 10, 2025
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Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 14, 2012
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