New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

a phrase used in almost every single YouTube video

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

by AnUglyPP February 1, 2023

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 11, 2020

New word

When stupid ass kids write inappropriate definitions to stupid made up words and they get published

Did you see that new word sheela posted

by Vosberd78 March 31, 2019

new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.

You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.

by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 30, 2021

gaz new

a guy with only 2 loves in his life: fantasy football and the gym

that guy needs to get a life he's a proper 'gaz new'

by Not a gym freak January 23, 2008