Me when your mom

"me when your mom" means when your mom "ejaculates" cause of how HOT and SEXY you are. You could also use this when its raining and say "me when your mom", or, "Me when your mom" when your mom actually "ejaculates" cause pf your "HOTNESS" and "SEXINESS".

Me: Walking outside
Wether: Rains
Me: Me when your mom.

by AleanTiger69 September 19, 2021

Fight Me

the term Braedon uses when he gets flusted and or horny

Braedon: Fight me!

by Noongalover69 October 18, 2016

New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2014

You Don't Tell Me

To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement.

"I'm not sure we're going the right way."
"Hey! You don't tell me!"

by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013

show me your box

when you ask a hot chick to show you her cunt.
also known as box or snatch

Last night I asked Kristen to show me her box!

by stukatz November 10, 2004

Me cago en diez

Spanish for "I shit on ten", which doesn't make much sense in English. It's really a corruption of "me cago en Dios" (I shit on God).

When Pedro found out his car had been stolen he yelled: "¡Me cago en diez!"

by w00t May 13, 2005