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Saint Francis High School 

The Lancers are located in Mountain View, CA on the bay area peninsula. Their school colors are brown and yellow because the school is full of bullshit. It's made up of rich entitled white kids from the Los Altos Hills, San Jose, Atherton, San Carlos, Burlingame etc. It is basically the school that rich parents can feel safe sending their kids too because all the public and even some private schools are filling up with Hispanics and Mexican immigrants. The families that can pay tuition which is a couple tens of thousands of dollars. They also have incredibly smart Asian and Indian kids that fill up a good portion of the school. Saint Francis kids wear uniforms like comfort vests because they're very soft and are used to a very polite non-confrontational lifestyle. The main drug of choice is weed and I guarantee you a Saint Francis kid will pay double to triple what the normal price of the weed you're selling is. The only plugs they have is kids with friends from other schools. They are an in line population of spoiled kids driving BMWs into the spaces bumping Kendrick or some shit to get attention. Also very few of them get jobs and they can somehow pay for gas to anywhere and buy designer everything. Also I'm sure only a couple people are on that nic device wave but I bet none smoke or drink at school or anything they jus listen all day like a bunch of sheep.
"Ayy bluhd I just sold this whiteboi an O for $350."
"Who the fuck bought all that shake?"
"A sophomore at Saint Francis High School g."

Eastern Randolph High School 

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features
Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

El Paso-Gridley High School 

In 2004 El Paso and Gridley high schools consolidated becoming the EPGHS Titans. El Paso and Gridley are rural communities in the midst of corn and soybean fields. The two schools were rivals for decades before becoming one entity.
My best friend went to El Paso-Gridley High School and he’s the smartest person I know!

Big Spring High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Our school is filled with rednecks, wanna be anime stars, and everything in between.

We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!

So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.

Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.

So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.
I go to Big Spring High School every day.
Big Spring High School by dinobush February 13, 2020

Cherokee Trail High School 

A school comprising of affluent students from Aurora. It’s run by cocaine-fueled hoes and trust-fund bros. Their parties are okay, but everyone knows Regis parties are way better.
Kid: I go to Cherokee Trail High School, hbu?

Other kid: Damn bro that sucks, I go to Regis.

East lyme high school 

The fucking worst school in CT. Full of kids who think they’re good at sports but always lose no matter who they play. They think they’re super rich but are actually just middle class assholes. Located in the middle of nowhere.
East lyme High School is the worst school in the ECC
East lyme high school by CTfucks September 28, 2020

William Floyd High School

William floyd is where people fight on the first day, the teachers care about ur work more than you, and people bring their pet rat to school and let it loose. Oh also people wear shorts with their ass out and no one cares :)
steve: what school u go to?
patricia: i go to william floyd high school. i hate it wbu?
s: oh ur musty