Friend zone 

When your crush says they just want to be friends. It's another type of way of playing heard to get.

Boy: I really like you as more than a friend.
Girl: I don't like you like that let's just be friends.
Later...
Boy: she wants to be friends.
Friends: She just friend zoned you

Friend zone by Daregirl123 December 6, 2013

Friend at First Sight 

friend at first sight is where you meet someone for the first time, know they will be good friends for life........cos they are too butt ugly to want to ever be friends with benefits with!!!

OH goodness when I met Mary and know I just wanted to be a friend at first sight!!!!!!!! Now just thinking of her face can someone please pass me a sick bucket? Its like picturing the ass of a monkey which has never been cleaned of poop!

Friend at First Sight by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015

drunk friend 

a person or "friend" which you only see when drunk this could be someone who works in a club where you go late in the night or you both get drunk before you go out

him "did you see John last night"

her "yeah i only see him when im drunk, hes my drunk friend"

drunk friend by Burge124 September 15, 2010

periphery friend

A "friend" on the boundary of your social space.

Instead of interrupting the flow of a story with superfluous noise by giving unnecessary context about a person in said story, they can be described as a periphery friend.

Scenario one-

Storyteller: my friend's mum's cousin's son's aunt's dog's dad's wife's godfather's cat's ........'s friend did funny story.

You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Scenario two-

Storyteller: my periphery friend did funny story.

You: hahahaha, I'm glad you didn't fill that sentence with unnecessary context.

periphery friend by fbar November 24, 2010

Toxic Friend 

johanna

Who’s Johanna? She’s a toxic friend

Toxic Friend by cuntyqueen September 1, 2018

L Friend 

Marisa Holert

Damn she cancelled again! She’s an L friend

L Friend by artichokelover February 6, 2022

Black Friend 

A man that is black, has a vagina, and is also Jesus.

Jake Hambrick is Black Friend

Black Friend by ScottCFR October 7, 2011