can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

Best friend

2 gay people meet and talk everyday

Best friend

by 82738:&hsjdd December 27, 2021

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

friends

something you don't have

I have no friends

by reallittlebitch July 3, 2016

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

Cuddling as friends

Tanner made this up, but it’s definitely a real thing

John: Are you guys dating?

Greg: No we were just cuddling as friends

by Tanner:)) January 19, 2021