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fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019
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ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019
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Friend-cation King

I went to columbia where I had a great time with my friend-cation king.
by FredEx88 March 4, 2019
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Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.
My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4
by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019
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Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land
Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals
by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019
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Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019
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Harry Friend

An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).

His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.

At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!
by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019
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