Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
Get the The kentucky fried chicken fuckermug. a naked form of poultry with an inability to cross the road due to a psychological phobia of being squished into a chicken corination sandwich, like its friend the .....Zebra.
by KFC aka stop before you cross November 29, 2012
Get the chickenmug. Action done in which, before watching the Minecraft movie in theaters (in theaters April 4, 2025) one must yell "Chicken Jockey" in which a chicken tender is shoved up their ass while minimum wage theater employees watch in absolute horror.
How the movie theater employees look at me when I say “Chicken Jockey” and shove a chicken tender up my ass
by zawrkazm April 5, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by dickfucker664 April 17, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
by Ayeezybones September 17, 2019
Get the Electrified Chicken Flutemug. by Sissybabe May 28, 2017
Get the caterpillar chickenmug. A hollow tetrahedron containing a chicken. A pyramid-like structure with a triangular base, it is hollow inside and must always contain a chicken.
P1: “My toddler built a chicken pyramid, but didn’t put a chicken inside”
P2: “Without the chicken, it’s just a tetrahedron. Y’all are ignrant asses.”
P2: “Without the chicken, it’s just a tetrahedron. Y’all are ignrant asses.”
by chevalier42 September 7, 2020
Get the chicken pyramidmug.