whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and you can still fuck but it takes forever to cum

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

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dick balm

The dry, crusty, jizm left on a bitch's lip resulting from a failure to clean up after she receives a load of fresh tonsil jelly.

Dude, not only did I give her the tonsil jelly, she had dick balm on the next morning.

by finish it off with your mouth October 23, 2008

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Dick Life

When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.

"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."

by BRYANT3 November 7, 2009

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Dick in the pit

A fuck-up, or a total disaster.

"Kieran, you are such a fucking dick in the pit."

"Well, that party was quite a dick in the pit, wasn't it?"

by BagelStanley February 18, 2009

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When a girl or guy (depending on their preference) has either sucked, fucked or given a handjob to 5 or more dicks the previous night, and following the next morning, they are so tired from the previous night, that they have a "dick hangover". Usually applicable to hookers.

Girl: I'm sooo tired from last night
Guy: What did you do?
Girl: Fucked 7 guys at once. Now I've got a dick hangover.

by KaseyNah February 9, 2010

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Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.

Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"

by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009

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