by dsafaohwlkfu qhuik June 02, 2019
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 18, 2022
Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"
by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023
Person 1: why did the chicken plan to go to the strip club?
Person 2: why?
Person 1: to get some chicken snatch
Person 2: why?
Person 1: to get some chicken snatch
by Babyemj May 28, 2022
by Jade Elizabeth January 23, 2023
Basically, the term "day chicken" means, lick my titties in arabic. L my S on your Ds, and butter me up buttercup in spanish.
Basically, if you are declared a "day chicken" you pretty much dont have to ever worry about claiming your manhood any other way, people know you fuck bitches. And sometimes eat obese cabbage patch looking 15 year old girls. Either one, youre a winner winner chicken dinner. Sometimes people use it to describe ones standing in a relationship.
Basically, if you are declared a "day chicken" you pretty much dont have to ever worry about claiming your manhood any other way, people know you fuck bitches. And sometimes eat obese cabbage patch looking 15 year old girls. Either one, youre a winner winner chicken dinner. Sometimes people use it to describe ones standing in a relationship.
For example Peter wanted to show his wife who was boss so he ejaculated into her eardrums and screamed RED RUM at the top of his lungs and became the "day chicken" of the partnership.
by mexicanbuttocks January 20, 2014