An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
by Bernerd November 26, 2021

person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022

Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024
