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scene kid

To be a scene kid, you MUST:

1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face

2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)

3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!

4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!

5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.

6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.

7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.

8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID

Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG

Douchebags...
by LittleMissSarcasm April 25, 2010
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Logo Kids

A term used by minors on the logo community. Commonly, logo kids can destroy logo remakes, mess up with it or etc.

It's GoAnimate (now Vyond) twin are the GoKids.
Random YouTuber: Those logo kids are even worse than the GoKids.
by hellothere356 January 8, 2024
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Kus a kid

Charles: Hey dude, can I have some food? I’m hungry. Please please please

Robbie: No, kus a kid, charles, get out of here
by Fortnite1500 April 22, 2019
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Fortnite Kid

Kid 1: look at that Fortnite kid!
Kid 2: I heard his dad left him when he was 2
by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024
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Corridor Kid

That one asshole that everyone has to deal with at school, either a bitchy girl or a stupid ass boy that goes down the corridor pushing people around like they own the world.

They’re so up their ass that’s it’s unbelievable, they do eventually learn their lesson after they barge into someone that they shouldn’t of.
Corridor kids are so annoying, all they do is cause trouble.
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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Heavy kid

Jxzt5898 is a heavy kid
Jxzt5898 your a heavy kid you
by Heavy kidd September 29, 2025
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Rancho kid

You that kid must go to Rancho!
Is that a Rancho kid?
by Not a Rancho kid October 6, 2020
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