Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

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Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

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mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019

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resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.

Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018

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a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve

its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled

scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed

by sniper nate October 23, 2020

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shot that horse in the face

When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.

I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.

by Metal Mermaid October 5, 2017

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