Barry: "hey Jeff what if we went and blew up a preschool"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"
by SuperM789 December 09, 2021
Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)
by help4u April 14, 2023
Today Im just doing this to mark definitions so ignore this
by Rie062102 February 02, 2022
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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 09, 2025
New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
When you plug a substantial amount of drugs up ones bottom and fall asleep drunk , wake up and vacate the contents of your bowels so the contents disappear like captain nemo’s nautilus’s submarine beneath the sea.
by Twiggletsbugbits April 22, 2021