Cheese Grater

When you repeatedly rub your balls on a chicks face so fast that your pubes fall off

Callum: did you cheese grater that bitch today bro?
George: Fuck yeah.

by George Leg February 27, 2019

Cheesing

A sexual act in which a man mansutbates for an extended period of time while leaking small amounts of semen which later turns into smegma under the foreskin.

Jon: Bro yesterday i spent the whole day cheesing
Bill: Yeah i can see the huge white spot on your pants you fool

by GayFromTheMachine July 23, 2024

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

fishy cheese doodle

A vagina filled with Cheeto puff dust.

I’d rather haven’t vagina become a fishy cheese doodle than have sex with Donald Trump.

by Chester CP September 25, 2018

Cheese on Chips

You will never be the body type 2 of nachos

Its laughable that you think you are a cheese on chips but really you are just nachos

by BodyType1 October 19, 2022

Cheese in the latex

To cheese (ejaculate) in the latex (condom)

Gerald did you just cheese in the latex?

by Chazzafrowaway November 8, 2020